How to Preserve a Husband

Ok slow posting this weeks story..hehe..


Be careful of your selection.

Take only those that have grown in a good moral atmosphere.

Do not choose to young.but slightly mature.
When selected,do not keep him in a pickle or hot water,this tends to make them sour,hard and sometimes bitter.
Most varieties can be made sweet and tender by garnishing with smiles and flavouring to taste with kisses.
Then wrap in plenty of charity.
Keep warm with steady fire of devotion and serve with peaches and cream...

Then thus served they will keep for years.
LoL ..........


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