Well the local police are doing there normal nightly rounds,when they come across a man laying on road in car park next to a large R.V motor home ,shaking an vomiting all over the place .So they give him mouth to mouth an revive him slightly.

So they call for a ambulance to take him to hospital but while waiting they ask the chap coming out of R.V. if he new what happened an he replied No ,So they ask chap on ground and he said l was stealing petrol from the R.V. by syphoning it out of here.

When l got a mouth full an started choking an fell to ground . That is when you guys found me and gave me mouth to mouth officer.

Well the police said we are going to charge you with breaking an entry and stealing petrol but that is when the owner of the R.V said no let him go . l have not laughed so much in years he says , the police look puzzled as to why the owner did not want him charged.That is when they learned that the would be thief was syphoning the toilet. As saying goes.

What a Crap Nite all round...